- Teleprompter foils Obama.
- Obama fanatics demand teleprompter be allowed at debates
- Obama advisor: Whites are still "racist" even if they vote for Obama.
- Obama expands "War on Terror," anti-war Obama supporters in shock.
- Obama administration grants "asylum" to Obama's illegal alien aunt.
- Obama's brother to star in new anti-Obama movie
- Gaddafi calls Obama "our brother," reasures Lybians that Obama is a Muslim.